I hate when someone quotes a statistic like “If you placed all the straws Americans used each year end-to-end, they would go around the world 4 times. First of all, no one has any conception of how far that is, and secondly, no one cares.
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook